i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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