Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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