But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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