You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
