the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
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