I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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