During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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