Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
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