A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
This girl is more easily done than said...
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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