I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
