Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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