win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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