and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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