I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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