There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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