I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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