Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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