evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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