Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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