They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Randomize
