i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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