We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Be still, my beating vagina.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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