I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
