Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
tell me about the fingering
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