I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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