ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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