Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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