they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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