Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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