i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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