And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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