I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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