Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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