Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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