i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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