Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Enjoy the penises
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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