I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
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