You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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