Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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