doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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