If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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