I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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