I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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