Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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