I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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