How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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