i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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