So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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