Say something about gay babies.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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