just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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