he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
is that a dick in a sweater?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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